• I’m Disowning My Daughter

    11th May 2015

    Yes, you read that right. I’m disowning my daughter. After nearly 12 years of her in my life I can take no more. Her behaviour last night was unforgivable. You see, she dunked a biscuit in her tea. I walked in to the lounge and caught her doing it. Dunking that rich tea biscuit in…

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